Le tout nouveau Testament
God exists. In fact, he lives in Brussels. In his slightly crappy flat overlooking the city, he behaves obnoxiously with his daughter Ea (we didn't know this one). Before running away, the girl hacks into divine dad's computer and puts the dates of death of all humans online, provoking a general shock. God then searches the city and discovers the world of horror he has created that he knows too little about.